Conan O’Brien, won’t you PLEASE come to Milwaukee for a show? We’ll feed you the best burgers Milwaukee has to offer at AJ Bombers with some local brews I’ll buy from Blatz Liquor!

Pretty Please? Midwestern hospitality is out of this world. Pinky swear.

Don’t believe me that AJ Bombers has the best burgers in Milwaukee? Feast your eyes on some burger porn from AJ Bombers’ burger whisperer.

Conan, if you come to Milwaukee, I’ll buy you a burger and a beer. Hell, you can even stay at my place.

#mkecoco